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    A Nazi Walks Into A Bar

    A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table.

    Barman, he says, “A round on me, for all your patrons, but not for the old Jewish geezer right there.”

    As everyone in the bar receives their drinks, he looks directly at the Jew with a nasty little smile.

    Surprisingly the Jew nods his head and sends a warm smile back.

    The Nazi is somewhat miffed, as this was not the reaction he expected. So he goes back to the bar.

    “Barman, a second round for everyone but him, and this time take it all from the top shelf.”

    The Nazi looks again at the Jew and notices that he is STILL smiling back, and even warmer than before

    “Is that Jew a complete fool or what?” he asks the barman.

    The bartender responds: “Oh no my generous friend, that gentleman is my boss and the owner of the bar”
    Rick Grew

    1981 Carver 3007 Aft Cabin

    2004 Past Commodore
    West River Yacht & Cruising Club
    www.wrycc.com

    #2
    Nothing like a tasteless Nazi joke here at the BOC political forum.

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      #3
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        #4
        I do not see a problem with the joke.

        It does not advocate anything, or degrade anyone or any group.

        I think we have become a bit oversensitive where the mere mention of the term NAZI is offensive.

        KEVIN SANDERS
        4788 LISAS WAY - SEWARD ALASKA

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        • iceclimber
          iceclimber commented
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          I think the point was...this is a political forum. Also, I'm just going to guess you are not Jewish.

        #5
        Yeah, this is not a big deal... I'm pretty sure we all hate Nazis here.

        A Nazi, a liberal, and a republican all walk into a bar. The republican and liberal both shoot the Nazi. The end.
        1995 Bayliner 2452 Mercruiser 5.7L Alpha 1 Gen 2

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          #6
          Originally posted by Fishtank View Post
          Yeah, this is not a big deal... I'm pretty sure we all hate Nazis here.

          A Nazi, a liberal, and a republican all walk into a bar. The republican and liberal both shoot the Nazi. The end.
          Liberals don’t carry guns, they are scared of them.
          Esteban
          Vancouver, BC
          Former Bayliners 3218, 2859, 2252, 1952

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          • iceclimber
            iceclimber commented
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            I'll identify as a Liberal long enough for a round of IPSC and we can see who the expert is.

          #7
          I experienced something like this once. At my soccer league there was a bar nearby and all teams would go there after their matches. Hydration is very important. The bar is owned by Nate, a guy that plays in one of the teams. One day his team played against a nasty team, sparks were flying, things didnt end well. At the end, the nasty team was upset and, loudly so Nate could hear it, announced they would *not* go to the Nate's bar. Instead they would go to another bar just a block away.

          Which happens to be owned by Nate too.
          Rafael Figueira
          1998 Bayliner Capri 1800 LS

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            #8
            Originally posted by green650 View Post

            Liberals don’t carry guns, they are scared of them.
            By your logic, I'm not liberal. I'm thinking your logic is flawed...
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              Watching crow being slowly eaten in the PNW.
              The village idiot strikes again.

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                #10
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                Deamonizing the opposition had been a mistake people have been making since the beginnings of time.
                First we deamonize, then we underestimate. then we wish we had not underestimated.

                KEVIN SANDERS
                4788 LISAS WAY - SEWARD ALASKA

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                  #11
                  Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.

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                  • Iproff
                    Iproff commented
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                    Lol

                  #12
                  Originally posted by iceclimber View Post
                  Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.
                  Before anybody brings up the "Art of the Deal"... no, Trump didn't write that. The ghostwriter described it as "I put lipstick on a pig."
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                    #13
                    Originally posted by iceclimber View Post
                    Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.
                    Funny how you guys like to belittle a guy that has proven himself to be a very successful businessman, with a fleet of jets, a chain of hotels, who craps in a golden toilet, and has a georgous wife.

                    Oh...who also has a 20 year documented history of wanting to help fix america, a guy who actually cares, and who for no reason except to do just that spent over a hundred million of his own dollars to run for and win the presidency of the United States.

                    Yep, a total looser

                    BTW, Obama was a first term Senator with nothing more than a smile. He was picked, and marketed as a presidential candidate. He did NOTHING prior to being president if any acclaim, or importance.

                    KEVIN SANDERS
                    4788 LISAS WAY - SEWARD ALASKA

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                    • Iproff
                      Iproff commented
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                      Your not serious he made his money by his father dieing. Trump has since made his money by stealing and defrauding people. Trump airlines, Trump vodka, Trump university their are tons more.

                    • iceclimber
                      iceclimber commented
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                      Yes that Senator managed to win the popular vote, twice.

                    #14
                    Originally posted by ksanders View Post

                    Funny how you guys like to belittle a guy that has proven himself to be a very successful businessman, with a fleet of jets, a chain of hotels, who craps in a golden toilet, and has a georgous wife.

                    Oh...who also has a 20 year documented history of wanting to help fix america, a guy who actually cares, and who for no reason except to do just that spent over a hundred million of his own dollars to run for and win the presidency of the United States.

                    Yep, a total looser

                    BTW, Obama was a first term Senator with nothing more than a smile. He was picked, and marketed as a presidential candidate. He did NOTHING prior to being president if any acclaim, or importance.
                    Funny how people just make shit up to suit their version of reality. Trump is the opposite of successful, he has failed continuously at literally everything. He inherited a huge, successful real estate empire from his father Fred, after failing numerous times at his "own" ventures only to be bailed out time and time again by daddy. He ultimately ran his father's empire into the ground and sold it. He had an airline, it failed. He had casinos, they failed. He has declared bankruptcy 7 times we know of. He is now with his lender of last resort, the Russians. We have no insight to his current "success" because he has refused to share his taxes with us. "Trump University" was shut down, his foundation was shut down. The list goes on and on and you just don't want to admit the guy is a loser because you voted for him. You and anyone that supported this embarrassment are heading to obscurity, and not soon enough.

                    https://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/12/n...ntic-city.html
                    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...siness-empire/
                    http://time.com/4343030/donald-trump-failures/
                    https://www.rollingstone.com/politic...ailures-59556/

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                      #15
                      Originally posted by iceclimber View Post

                      Funny how people just make shit up to suit their version of reality. Trump is the opposite of successful, he has failed continuously at literally everything. He inherited a huge, successful real estate empire from his father Fred, after failing numerous times at his "own" ventures only to be bailed out time and time again by daddy. He ultimately ran his father's empire into the ground and sold it. He had an airline, it failed. He had casinos, they failed. He has declared bankruptcy 7 times we know of. He is now with his lender of last resort, the Russians. We have no insight to his current "success" because he has refused to share his taxes with us. "Trump University" was shut down, his foundation was shut down. The list goes on and on and you just don't want to admit the guy is a loser because you voted for him. You and anyone that supported this embarrassment are heading to obscurity, and not soon enough.

                      https://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/12/n...ntic-city.html
                      https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...siness-empire/
                      http://time.com/4343030/donald-trump-failures/
                      https://www.rollingstone.com/politic...ailures-59556/
                      So how many 747’s do you own again?
                      How many hotels flashing the ICEMAN logo?
                      How many Helicopters do you have?
                      How many resorts?

                      I have none of that, yet I consider myself pretty successful.

                      Nope, by any measure of the word the man has been pretty darn successful.

                      and...

                      Anybody that has been in business for themselves knows that it’s all about trying something, and then if it doesn’t work trying something else.
                      It’s not how many of his ventures failed that counts. It’s the sum total of what succeeded, and a fleet of your own aircraqft spells success in this businessmans book.

                      KEVIN SANDERS
                      4788 LISAS WAY - SEWARD ALASKA

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                      • iceclimber
                        iceclimber commented
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                        If that is your "measure of success" then you and I have very different definitions of success. I will take my life over his, thanks very much.
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