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    Pain Diagnoses

    A young man went to his doctor complaining of pain.

    “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.

    “You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the man.

    “What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.”

    The man touched his right knee with his index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.”

    Then he touched his left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.”

    Then he touched his right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts”, he cried.

    The doctor checked him thoughtfully for a moment and told him his diagnosis, “You have a broken finger.”
    Rick Grew

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