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A Man Wakes Up In A Catholic Hospital

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    A Man Wakes Up In A Catholic Hospital

    A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery.

    He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

    As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill.

    He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

    The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

    He replied, “No money in the bank.”

    The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”

    He said, “Just a spinster sister, who is a nun.”

    The nun, slightly perturbed, said, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

    The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
    Rick Grew

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