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    40th Anniversary

    John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.

    “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks.

    “Not really,” says Mary.

    “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John.

    “No,” she responds.

    “Would some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?” he asks, becoming slightly exasperated.

    “Nah…” she shrugs.

    “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he persists.

    She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”

    “Well what WOULD you like?” John asks.

    “John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary.

    Sorry,” John sighed. “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
    Rick Grew

    1981 Carver 3007 Aft Cabin

    2004 Past Commodore
    West River Yacht & Cruising Club