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How To Get Rid Of The Ex

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    How To Get Rid Of The Ex

    A confident woman goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb sees a beautiful antique lamp. Intrigued, she picks it up. And as she starts to rub the dust off of it, a genie pops out of the lamp and says, to her great wonder and surprise, “I want to know the person you hate the most!”

    The woman says, “That’s gotta be my ex-husband. Why?”

    “I am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will get double that amount.”

    “Okay, I wish for a billion dollars.”

    “Granted, but your ex-husband gets two billion dollars.”

    “I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything.”

    “Granted. So your ex-husband gets two, remember. Now make your final wish.”

    The woman walks around for a few minutes, returns to the genie with a stick, and says: “You see this stick? I’d like you to beat me half to death with it.”
    Rick Grew

    1981 Carver 3007 Aft Cabin

    2004 Past Commodore
    West River Yacht & Cruising Club