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    The Statues Came To Life

    For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

    “You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them. “That I’m going to give you a special gift…

    “I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want.”

    And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

    The two handsome figures approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from where shortly there could be heard a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches…

    Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes with wide grins on their faces.

    “You still have fifteen more minutes,” said the angel, winking at them.

    Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said:

    “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll do my business on its head.”
    Rick Grew

    1981 Carver 3007 Aft Cabin

    2004 Past Commodore
    West River Yacht & Cruising Club
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