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    Asking For A Raise

    An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise.

    The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise.

    She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?”

    “Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should. The 1st is that I do iron better than you.”

    Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

    Anna: “Your husband he say so.”

    Wife: “Oh yeah?”

    The second reason : “Annaeez that I am a better cook than you.”

    Wife: “That’s a lie, who said you were a better cook than me?”

    Anna: “Your hozban he did.”

    Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

    Anna: “The third reason is that I am better than you in bed.”

    The wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

    Anna: “No Madam… The gardener did.”

    (A moment of silence passes…)

    “So… how much do you want?”
    Rick Grew

    1981 Carver 3007 Aft Cabin

    2004 Past Commodore
    West River Yacht & Cruising Club
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