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    Swimming Across The Tank

    There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas, and many other lethal creatures.

    The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes.

    Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying.

    Suddenly, there was a big splash. The host looked and saw a man swimming for his life across the tank. Thankfully, he made it across in one piece.

    The host walked over to the man and said, “Alright – you made it! WOW! What are your three wishes?”

    The man replied: “First, you see that shotgun of yours? Give it to me. Second, see those bullets over there? Give them to me too. Third, show me the jerk that pushed me in.”
    Rick Grew

    1981 Carver 3007 Aft Cabin

    2004 Past Commodore
    West River Yacht & Cruising Club
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