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    An American tourist went on a trip to China. While in China, he was very sexually promiscuous and did not take any precautions. A week after arriving back home he awakened one morning to find his member covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately went to see his doctor.

    The doctor, having never seen anything like that before, ordered some tests and told the man to return in two days for the results. The man returned a couple of days later and the doctor said, “I’ve got bad news for you. You’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.”

    The man looked a little relieved and said, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc.”

    The doctor answered, “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure other than to amputate your member.”

    The man screamed in horror, “Oh no! I want a second opinion!”

    The doctor replied, “Well it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice.”

    The next day, the man sought out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’d know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examined his member and proclaimed, “Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.”

    The guy said to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my member!”

    The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed, “Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money that way.”

    “Then there’s no need to operate? Oh, thank God!” the man replied.

    “Yes!” said the Chinese doctor, “You no worry! Wait two weeks, it fall off by itself!”
    Rick Grew

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