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[Guest]

$60000 FIRM ÔÇô 32 FT 3288 BAYLINER FALL 2009 VIDEO PORTLAND YACHTS ...

DOCKED IN PORTLAND, OREGON 

Bonus IS Resolved 

Coeval SELLER HAS $80,000 INVESTED INTO THIS Small craft SINCE HE BOUGHT IT 3 YEARS AGO!

The 3288 is the all-space most appropriate-selling motor yacht Bayliner made. This twin diesel, low hours vessel is uniquely designed for m cruising. It's innovative inner layout provides an super informed about of console and secrecy. Ritual styling, combined with a cheerful, undefended national and philanthropic dimensions, have made the 3288 a sincerely cruising venerable. The sailing-boat offers two private soldier staterooms, full galley, private soldier cardinal with descend, humongous salon with a full 360 almost imperceptibly a rather witness. All this, bonus a assemblage of other big-craft features, manage the 3288 one of the in seventh heaven's finest cruisers.

[FISHIN00]

Sounds like the seller watch's too much HGTV!

[Go Aweigh2452]

Built by a spam bot I'd guess...

[Guest]

I doubt it's a hoax since $60,000 is not exactly a price everyone would jump at. It sounds like a translation program to me.

The other day I caught a fish of philantropic dimensions.

[Guest]

"Bonus is resolved" ??

This looks like maybe, "Brokers commission will be paid" ??

Where did this come from?

[JimMc]

trophyboat wrote:
I doubt it's a hoax since $60,000 is not exactly a price everyone would jump at. It sounds like a translation program to me.

The other day I caught a fish of philantropic dimensions.

I will try to convince the Admiral of my "philantropic dimensions".

[Guest]

"Ritual styling, combined with a cheerful, undefended national and philanthropic dimensions"

Say what?? Dosen't even make sense! lol

[itsabowtime2]

I think someones 'translation-inator' is broken.

[Guest]

Maybe the Nigerians have discovered the Thesaurus?

[captharv]

Sounds like the guy writes real estate ads.

[Guest]

Definitely the result of auto-translation. I suspect that the owner found an English language ad for the same boat, translated it into his own language, and then translated it back into English. My guess is that the "Philanthropic Dimensions" sentence started out as "Traditional Styling, combined with bright, open spaces and generous dimensions, have made the 3288 a genuine cruising icon."

[Guest]

Here is a link to the original ad:

http://www.baylinercovers.com/bayliner-parts/60000-firm-32-ft-3288-bayliner-fall-2009-video-portland-yachts-boat

CURRENT SELLER HAS $80,000 INVESTED INTO THIS BOAT SINCE HE BOUGHT IT 3 YEARS AGO!

The 3288 is the all-time best-selling motor yacht Bayliner made. This twin diesel, low hours boat is uniquely designed for family cruising. ItÔÇÖs innovative interior layout provides an extraordinary level of comfort and privacy. Traditional styling, combined with a bright, open interior and generous dimensions, have made the 3288 a true cruising classic. The boat offers two private staterooms, full galley, private head with shower, large salon with a full 360 degree view. All this, plus a host of other big-boat features, make the 3288 one of the worldÔÇÖs finest cruisers.

And here is the one that is gargled:

Coeval SELLER HAS $80,000 INVESTED INTO THIS Small craft SINCE HE BOUGHT IT 3 YEARS AGO!

The 3288 is the all-space most appropriate-selling motor yacht Bayliner made. This twin diesel, low hours vessel is uniquely designed for m cruising. ItÔÇÖs innovative inner layout provides an super informed about of console and secrecy. Ritual styling, combined with a cheerful, undefended national and philanthropic dimensions, have made the 3288 a sincerely cruising venerable. The sailing-boat offers two private soldier staterooms, full galley, private soldier cardinal with descend, humongous salon with a full 360 almost imperceptibly a rather witness. All this, bonus a assemblage of other big-craft features, manage the 3288 one of the in seventh heavenÔÇÖs finest cruisers.

[Guest]

The previous link I posted is probably the original ad. Here is the one that is gargled up by translating back and forth.

http://pertona.com/Power-and-Motoryachts/32-ft-bayliner/

So who does this?

Is it boat brokers spamming worldwide boat ads trying to find an *** for a seat they can't fill locally?

[Guest]

Tell me this. Had it not been winter and your boat in dry dock, would you have found those ads?

[Guest]

I do have more indoor time since it is always dark now.

Now if I had a heated, well lit garage...